Hooray! Another ranting, raving post where I gabble about whatever is running through my mind.
Today? Clocks. Why do we have these? Keeping time is all very useful but in fact it does indeed make life more stressful.
Hmm, there wasn’t much on that topic, onto the next.
I wish I had more emails, or some sort of fanbase; but I can’t get those unless I do something WORTH that. So, what should I do? Humm. Perhaps I should write a compiz plugin. I would like that, but it’s not an option until I get a proper boot with Linux.
So, oranges. Yeah. They’re orange; but what came first? Is the name for the fruit describing it through colour, or is the colour named after the fruit? Why did someone decide to name it after fruit if that were the case? He could have said clay or something.
Ooh, another track: Braid. Beautiful game. I can’t express how awesome it is. All the reviews are thoroughly deserved. More info here: http://braid-game.com
Baldness. Why do people fret so much about it? It’s only hair loss, so what? It’s not like you ever really cared that much about it when it was still there. I mean, what have you lost? What pleasure did you have in hair? You didn’t do it any favours; you drowned it and pumped it with soap and gel and hairspray, and then boiled the water off of it with lots of hot air, and then you chop bits off of it; willingly throwing it away, and now look!
Forks. WHO INVENTED THE FORK?
Who named cow flesh “beef”? WHO decided it? Where was it’s origin? Beef. Beefy beef beef.
I want to go back in time to the time when they started naming stuff.
Did they just point at something and say a word for it?
*points at beef*
“Bieph.”
“Bieph? Hmm. Bieph. Good…uh…eye-dear.”
“Eye-dear? What’s one of them?”
“You know, a…head…plan…thing. A thawt.”
“Thawt? Good, heh, eye-dear. We’re cooking with…uh…Ghass now!”
“Hehe, yeah!”
