Oh, what fun these things are. Time to start rambling, it’s 10:10 PM!
Here we go.
“Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down; and i’d like to take a minute just sit right there, let me tell you a story about how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air.”
Does Bel-Air actually exist? Google Maps time!
Wow, I guess it does. I wonder if it’s like it is in the TV Show; did they film there? It’s amazing how easily things like this slip past us. Details that nobody cares about but that somebody checked and checked to make sure all was in place.
Which moves me on: What is a spleen, when you get right down to it? What does it DO?
Á la Wikipedia:
The spleen is an organ found in all vertebrate animals.[1] In humans, the spleen is located in the abdomen of the body, where it functions in the destruction of redundant red blood cells and holds a reservoir of blood. It is regarded as one of the centers of activity of the reticuloendothelial system (part of the immune system). It is increasingly recognized that its absence leads to a predisposition to certain infections.[2]
Hmm. So without a spleen, we get ill more often. That’s interesting to know; does the spleen get hurt by physical impact? It is after all, right next to the stomach, so will a punch in the gut momentarily increase susceptibility to disease? This warrants some experiments.
Next item: Quantum Physics. What is so hard to understand about it? People just don’t get it, and I don’t understand why not! I mean, with quantum physics everthing has happened already but it didn’t and won’t again, but not again since it hasn’t. Since it has though, the not happening of it didn’t, so therefore that means that happening dies. Therefore, causality is impaired and we all get cake. With quantum, you can stick a spoon up your nose, KNOWING that there is a chance (albeit a small one) of you suddenly getting rich if you do so. If you were to record all possible outcomes of sticking a spoon up your nose every day, you could eventually get the probability of certain events. Like there is a one-in-seventeen hundred chance of your pet goldfish dying if you do this; then you know that if everybody stuck spoons up their noses everyday you’d get a mass goldfish genocide every 1700th person. Or something. Science is fun!
I’ve also thought of an alternative to Schrodinger’s Cat. Schrodinger’s Egg. Say you have a raw egg. There’s only two outcomes when you crack it open: rotten or fine. Therefore, it’s a 1-in-2 chance of niceness; 50-50 chances. So before you crack it, both alternate universes exist (one where you throw it away, one where you don’t) until you open it. When you do, they collapse into one. So every time you break an egg, you destroy an entire universe. Pretty cool, huh? Of course, if there were 3 outcomes, like “Salmonella, Rotten, Fine” you’d have a 33% chance of a nice egg; there’s more chance of a bad one than a good one. Therefore you should be able to take out a nice universe. However, each egg you break has been tested already: destroying your chances of destroying a universe. How annoying!
So the only way to get a real 33% is to get a chicken and make it lay an egg (easier said than done). Multiple factors however may override the math, and destroy the universe inside the chicken. This proves that chickens are evil and must be stopped. They lay bombs that when broken, destroy universes.
We have to stop chickens now!
